not me

— I always drive the speed limit on the highway and would never hold one hand up to intentionally block Husband's view of the speedometer while I'm behind the wheel.

— I am realistic about the power of the sun. I would never consider myself invincible. I always remember to put on sunscreen. My face did not peel this week.

— I did not brag to my Mum about all of the homemade meals I'd made for Husband this week. I did not promptly put one of said meals in the oven and burn it to a crisp. I always set the timer on the oven. I don't think karma would ever bite me in this way.

— I did not throw a complete temper tantrum when I realized that I had burned our supper. I did not sulk like I child while Husband made a whole new supper. 

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