— I did not leave the gas tank on empty this week, or any other week for that matter. I would never do this to Husband on the night before he has to drive an hour to school in the morning. He loves me so much.
— I was not the only one in our boat to fly head over feet into the Bay of Fundy during my office's Tidal Bore Rafting excursion last weekend. I am quite coordinated and extremely athletic and was not soaked through to my underwear for the rest of the day.
— I did not use three types of garlic (fresh garlic, garlic plus seasoning and peppercorn garlic rub) in my pasta for dinner tonight. Husband will not have to sleep on the couch to escape the stench of garlic coming out of my pores.
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