not i

— I did not leave my scrapbooking supplies spread over the kitchen table after craftapalooza last week. I did not know full well that Ellie and Scarley would spread every bit of scrap paper and ribbon all over the apartment. She did not get double-sided tape squares stuck everywhere. I cleaned it all up right away.

— I did not make Husband get up at 3 a.m. to take me to the outhouse while we were camping. I would never wake him up in the middle of the night for something I could easily do on my own.

— I did not feel the need to re-arrange our living room furniture at 11 p.m. and plead and beg until Husband agreed to help me. I'm a totally rational person and wasn't convinced it had to go back to the way it used to be arranged right. that. minute.

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