always, sometimes, never

I couldn't resist borrowing this post idea from lovely S at A Laugh is a Smile that Bursts. She made a fun list (and who doesn't love lists?) of things she "always, sometimes or never" does. I started to write this one myself, but then thought it might make an interesting guest post by Husband ...

Wife always:

- Makes plans and keeps my schedule in order.

- Falls asleep first.

- Leaves her wet shower towel on the bed.

- Makes the best sandwiches.

Wife sometimes:

- Lets me play golf.

- Remembers to water her plants.

- Doesn't stop talking.

Wife never:

- Remembers to floss (I always have to remind her make her do it).

- Gets up after one snooze (or three).

- Remembers to put the lens cap back on the camera.

And to make it fair ... I think I'll give it a go too ...

Husband always:

- Rubs my feet or my back, even when I don't ask.

- Gets up early to feed the kitties.

- Will move heaven and Earth for the chance to golf.

- Falls asleep while reading at night and then complains the next night because he can't remember what's going on in the plot.

Husband sometimes:

- Does all the chores on his to-do list. He sometimes usually misses a few.

- Tunes me out completely.

- Blames me for stuff I didn't do (like forgetting to put the lens cap back on the camera).

Husband never:

- Remembers to take his vitamins.

- Forgets to check his fantasy sports.

- Tries new recipes if he thinks I snuck in an ingredient he doesn't like.