— I would not post a Not Me Monday post on Tuesday morning and pretend that I did it on Monday night. I never forget anything. Ever.
— I do not have a cliche, teenage obsession with vampires. I do not get up early on Friday to watch my DVRed episode of Vampire Diaries before work. And I haven't watched the New Moon trailer
a few several times in the past week to prepare myself for the premiere.
— I did not do another failed craft project last night. I just caaan't wait to share it with you. You're probably going to stop reading this blog. Why read a blog by a girl who can't craft?