— I have not started packing for our move that isn't happening until the end of April. I didn't pack all of our extra sets of sheets and spend a very aggravated 20 minutes searching for them before eventually putting the dirty sheets back on the bed because it was to late to do the laundry.
— I did not fall asleep at 9 p.m. on Friday. I am a fun and exciting 25-year-old who does fun and exciting things on Friday nights.
— I did not flat-out refuse to buy maternity underwear when shopping this weekend with lovely sister-in-law C. I certainly wouldn't vow to make it through this entire pregnancy without buying a single pair of these unmentionables. I wouldn't simply go up a size in the stretchiest LaSenza style to make them to fit comfortably around my expanding waistline.
— I did not accidentally delete all of my Try It Tuesday photos for this week. I'll totally do it all over again to make sure you get the pictures you deserve with that post.
— I did not go ass-end into the toilet around 5 a.m. this morning because Husband failed to put the seat down in the middle of the night. I did not get mad at him like he does it all the time, even though it was the first time in the seven years we've been together that he's ever done such a thing.