— I never get the urge to shoulder check people out of the way on the sidewalk when I'm running. I'm totally patient when slow-moving pedestrians decide to walk directly in the centre of the sidewalk with no consideration for anyone else around them.
— I did not ignore our growing pile of laundry in favour of laying on the couch with lots of bad re-runs this weekend. I'm always productive and never, ever lazy.
— I did not regret my career choice today when Husband got to go home at lunchtime because school was canceled.