not me monday

— I have a perfectly valid excuse for not writing a Not Me Monday post last week. Righttt ...

— I was totally faithful to my running schedule last week. I obviously ran five times, and not twice.

— I did not purchase a dress for the ICE Awards instead of making it, like I had planned. I always follow through with all of my ambitious schemes.

— While putting away the Halloween decorations last night, I didn't secretly eye my box of Christmas decor. I am totally rational when it comes to holidays and I don't expect to decorate for another as soon as one passes by.